I got this forward email from my kumare, Loricel. So funny!
While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use acondom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purplespots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've gotbad news for you ---you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it." The man looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot orsomething and fix me up, Doc." The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis." The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion." The doctor replies, "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice." The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease." The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!" "Oh, thank God!" the man replies. "Yes," says the Chinese doctor. "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw offby itself!"
...starting to panic! Only two weeks left 'til my children's 'combined' birthday party! So eto pala ang feeling pag nag-hahanda for your kids. So much to think about, so much stuff to buy, and not to mention Christmas (and Boxing Day) is just around the corner.. I haven't even thought of listing a few people down. By that time, I've got no money to spend! GGRRRRR!!! Looks like pass na naman muna... LOL!
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